I was actually intending on referncing that viral 'honey badger' video where Randall did a voice over narration on footage from NatGeo. Lol.
I was gonna say ' honey badger don't give a sh*t' , but I was like nah that is obvious.
Anyway .. if I could be any animal in all seriousness, and still know I am actually a human, it would be a domesticated cat. I could graze and chill all day and get attention (assuming I had a proper owner) and take afternoon naps on a TV or in the sun on someone's car. And come and go as I please.
If I could retain my human mind, I'd like to be a deer so I could 'shoot back' at any hunter.
If I was there to observe what the animal thought, I'd like to be a dolphin or housecat.
If I could be a magical animal, I would be a unicorn....just because.
It would be interesting to be an elephant, too...know what's going through their mind.
It's really hard to narrow it down
lol, true...I guess I would have to sneak up on them and clobber them over the head with my hooves...
I remember a long tme ago on the movie 'Crocodile Dundee' he got a life-size cardboard cut-out of a kangaroo, hid behind it, holding a gun and scared the s--t out of the hunters who were drunk and hunting at night