I was actually intending on referncing that viral 'honey badger' video where Randall did a voice over narration on footage from NatGeo. Lol.

I was gonna say ' honey badger don't give a sh*t' , but I was like nah that is obvious.

Anyway .. if I could be any animal in all seriousness, and still know I am actually a human, it would be a domesticated cat. I could graze and chill all day and get attention (assuming I had a proper owner) and take afternoon naps on a TV or in the sun on someone's car. And come and go as I please.

lol. now that sounds way better.lol.

lol, true...I guess I would have to sneak up on them and clobber them over the head with my hooves...

I remember a long tme ago on the movie 'Crocodile Dundee' he got a life-size cardboard cut-out of a kangaroo, hid behind it, holding a gun and scared the s--t out of the hunters who were drunk and hunting at night